What is Shtwitter?

Shtwitter is a service for friends, family, and co-workers who wish to keep each other informed of the details of their bowel movements in short, succinct messages that answer one question: What are you pooing?




I have been waiting for Shtwitter since 1995. This is what the Internet should have been about. Oh, and porn.
gotys
I finally have a valid reason for taking my laptop to the crapper.
alan, conchtees.com
Guys who use Shtwitter are sexy.
that hot chick you've been chatting with who is really a dude